Monday, November 16, 2009

Turkey Sandwich Special Meal

Start your flight off right with the perfect amount of bread, lettuce, tomato and mustard found in a small packet that’s impossible to open. You also get an amazing amount of three potato chips and a pickle to help cut the [non]flavor. Turkey purchased separately.

Price: $10. Turkey costs $2 extra… plus a sales tax of $45.

THANK YOU FOR FLYING UNITED!

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