Relive your days as a young picnicking lover with the United Air Picnic Lunch. With a small box of craisins, half a can of soda and cheese so bland that it takes away from the taste of the crackers, you can feel like a picnicker all over again.
Note: We should inform you that everyone who works with United have never had a picnic that didn’t remind them of their horrible upbringing. Served with a side of guilt.
Price: $9. If you want a fun size candy bar to finish things off it’s $7. You’ve never had a picnic this expensive, you say? Well you’ve never had a picnic in the air now have you? Have you?!
THANK YOU FOR FLYING UNITED!
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